The Kalmyk
Well-Known Member
People at work think I'm the annoying one...Ohh well
I think I love you......
Our phone answering lady thinks she has some sort of authority. She doesn't, yet she bothers us all day long. I just yes her and go about my day.
I think I'm the only one here who knows who you're talking about. I can vouch for Mare that she's not exagerating.
Throw her off the roof already!!! :mad2:
I no longer drink the free coffee at work. But this is my theory...
my coworkers are cool. i only have three so its all good. but on the other side i have to deal with rich snobby people from rumson and fair haven on a daily basis. they really know how to commit douchebaggary to its finest.
I was laughing out loud for a few minutes when I read this. Thanks!
After I started this thread yesterday, I realized this is my way of coping. I decided anytime something is funny to me, I am going to laugh as loud and long as I can...let everyone wonder what the hell is going on.
:rofl::rofl::rofl:Then you'll be known as the loud laugher. Don't let sixseven find you.
People who annoy me at work:
My wife. Don't work at the same facility as your spouse, if possible. 'Nuff said.
Then you'll be known as the loud laugher. Don't let sixseven find you.
Any office with Engineers or Operators, or both, is the best for stories like this.
I love the free food cycle. It goes like this:
Someone brings in free food. Not home cooked brownies. They bring in a dead deer they just ran over on the way to work. It's still twitching.
Engineer #1: That's nasty, nobody will eat that.
Engineer #2: Yeah...(takes a bite). It's really bad,
Engineer #1: (takes a bite)...awful. What's wrong with people?
This conversation is repeated 50 times with any number of Engineers and Operators.
Fast forward 7 hours:
Engineer #18: What the hell? Someone finished the dead deer?
Engineer #9: I think it was Bob.
Engineer #18: Bob's a vegetarian.
Engineer #9: He was hungry.
Engineer #18: (starts chewing on table leg)
For people that work at home, how does one transition to that? Sure, there are many answers, and yes, I have some of them, but what is your input? I want to work at home!!!! I hate 8:30 - 5 rigid shit.
So, I'm a "all American" white boy that wants to make an honest living doing a hard days work, but I'm funny because I don't know what cuidado means. I'm in America, where we speak English, but I'm an idiot because I don't hablo espanol. Shouldn't it have said "caution" on it instead. He's not a moron for not being bilingual.
I hate people at work who speak Spanish instead of English, what country is this? It's tough being an All- American white boy!!!!
PS- I'm half-joking!
I hate MORONS !
one more before I leave...
My fathers name is Herb , it's pronounced exactly how it sounds.
Ya know how many people call the shop and ask for ERB ?
How F-Ing stupid can you be ?