dear everyone who thought the red sox were going to tank weeks ago:
where are you? seriously, where did you go? i've been waiting for you nay-sayers to start chirping again but i haven't heard a word. it seems like just yesterday that you were gleefully praising the sox doing their best simon & garfunkle impression and slip-slidin' away outta first place. then that didn't happen...but the chirping didn't stop. next, it was 'ooooh, watch out, here come the red hot indians!' and as them indians were stomping the sox like sherman though georgia, you were out in mass doing your best impressions of home run rain dances. unfortunately, the indians must have been hitting the some of that fine boston lager and fell on their faces faster than michael jackson at day care center. then it was the 'team of destiny', them frisky colorado rockies who went 21-1 down the strech and won a million straight to roar into the series. but...but...but...they're down two games to zip.
and you are quiet.
silent.
speechles.
where'd ya go? move on to being colts fans? maybe rolling 10 deep with your homies on the knicks?
i don't care where the red sox are, and for literally my entire life until 2004, they SUCKED, i will never stop talking smack about the yankees. f the yankees, and f the evil empire. and the funny thing is, i don't even really like baseball...yet i can find it in myself to hate the yankees 24/7/365.
ok, i'm done.
[size=+2]GO SOX![/size]
where are you? seriously, where did you go? i've been waiting for you nay-sayers to start chirping again but i haven't heard a word. it seems like just yesterday that you were gleefully praising the sox doing their best simon & garfunkle impression and slip-slidin' away outta first place. then that didn't happen...but the chirping didn't stop. next, it was 'ooooh, watch out, here come the red hot indians!' and as them indians were stomping the sox like sherman though georgia, you were out in mass doing your best impressions of home run rain dances. unfortunately, the indians must have been hitting the some of that fine boston lager and fell on their faces faster than michael jackson at day care center. then it was the 'team of destiny', them frisky colorado rockies who went 21-1 down the strech and won a million straight to roar into the series. but...but...but...they're down two games to zip.
and you are quiet.
silent.
speechles.
where'd ya go? move on to being colts fans? maybe rolling 10 deep with your homies on the knicks?
i don't care where the red sox are, and for literally my entire life until 2004, they SUCKED, i will never stop talking smack about the yankees. f the yankees, and f the evil empire. and the funny thing is, i don't even really like baseball...yet i can find it in myself to hate the yankees 24/7/365.
ok, i'm done.
[size=+2]GO SOX![/size]
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