Any team in need of a rider is going to need a few details. For instance, me:
Name: Norm (real name Joe)
Age: 36
Male
Speed: Upper sport class
Bike: Niner Sir 9, gears
Details: I'm just looking to have fun, maybe give it a fair chance to compete, but I know I'm not fast enough to be on the winning team. I'm looking for a fun weekend, maybe a candle lit dinner, and a romantic walk in the mud as the trees get struck by lightning and fall around us.
Etc etc - give a prospective team more details and you'll have a better chance. Or maybe start a team from scratch. If I were you I would go edit your OP, then post that you edited it. So possible teammates wouldn't have to wade through this tripe about your username to get the useful info.
Maybe we need a 24HoA Singles Thread?