This is my neighbor across the street Dan.
We have nicknamed him Dumbass Dan.
Why you may ask? One example of Dans Dumbass-ness was when he was going up and down the block during COVID teaching himself how to ride a unicycle.
This afternoon in the middle of the snowstorm Dan came home with his low riding manual shift BRZ with sporty wheels and tires and tried to zip up his steep driveway. After getting stuck most of the way up he decided it was a good idea to rev it up and try to get all the way to the top. At which point the rear drive kicked to the side and his whole car slid off the edge of his driveway/wall and into the row of bushes where it’s now bottomed out.
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