OFFICIAL: How Max got banned

Pearl

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
I've been banned from facebook, xbox live, the rockaway mall and several forums, I was fully aware of what I was doing and it was worth it. 10/10 would get banned again.
I didn't want this to get lost in that other crappy thread, so maybe Max can give us a story every week or so?
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A Potted Plant

Honorary Sod
Rockaway mall
I have no self control my then girlfriend of a few months(now wife) needed to go to the mall I ran into some friends and put one of them in a trash can. Was told to leave the property so while being escorted out I slid down the middle of the escalator. They'll kick you out for anything must be a bunch of libs.

Xbox
Xbox live had this reputation system, you would get a thumbs up or down, mine floated around 3% approval rating. Some kid in cod was butt hurt that I was wrecking him so when he would leave the lobby I would go to my recent played with list and join him over and over again. This went on for days. He finally lost his shit and was screaming at me, his mom came in the room and he told her what happened. She came on to reprimand me, as you expected I was respectful and apologized... Not. I would really not want to elaborate what I said to her but if her husband tried to track down 15 year old me to defend her honor I would find it an acceptable way to die.

Anyway they reached out to xbox and console banned me. So I traded my 360 in and got another one on Craigslist, I added that kid on my new account but he never accepted.

@Pearl it really isn't a great a story
 

A Potted Plant

Honorary Sod
People are going to think I got banned from here tough shit people I don't go that hard here. I did join parker so I stay in fighting shape, catch me over there
 
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