Everyone's always looking for the "one" bike that can do it all. Rip singletrack like an XC racer, roll through rock gardens like a 6" inch bike, climb like a hardtail, utilize bull horns for handlebars. Well as of interbike, that bike exists.
I saw something about that from the handmade bike show in Portland in Feb.
I like the fact that it's partially made out of beef jerky.
You can fill the top tube with milk too.