WEEK 2 POWER RANKINGS
Well, wtf just happened? Week 1 was insane. Sadly ESPNs new format makes screenshoting all the games impossible, so I will just have to include the link if anyone is following along.
https://fantasy.espn.com/football/league/scoreboard?leagueId=826501
1. @jmanic Pocket Dogs (1-0)
.1 point shy of 150 for the PDogs. IMagine if Devonta Freeman actually showed up? Even with holding 3 TEs, #1 is for you, this week anyway.
2. @UtahJoe London Silly Nanies (1-0)
Second highest scoring team, where I think the Nanies had a span of 30 seconds where they piled on 30+ points? Hill going down is scary, Is Watkins really a replacement?
3. @oobaa47 Dead Sailors (1-0)
The crafty second year manager enjoyed yuuuuge performances from his Ravens stack against the NCCA Miami Dolphins to put his stamp on the start of the season. Apparently OBJs $350k watch was more appealing than winning, while Adams struggled with da Bears.
4. @Magic the Gathering (1-0)
Magic autodrafted himself into a pretty solid lineup, but I think it is a flash in the pan with TY Hilton. How long will he hold onto KHunt? Is Jordan Howard really a starting RB in fantasy? Find out next week.
5. @stb222 Long Duck Dongs (1-0)
Kevy with the nail biter in an awesome MNF Miracle game. Watson balled out and saved the day. Curious what will happen with Sony, but in the meantime, dancing in the rain with Larry Fitz, who is aging like a fine wine.
6. @elzoller Guach-Oh (1-0)
The guac pulls out a W with a solid, but not exciting performance. The lowest winning total this week.
7. @Patrick Mariani Sauce (0-1)
Running into the highest scoring team of the week is tough, where 120.9 points would have beat many many others. Interesting to see how this Baker situation turns out.
8. @Norm Hippo Nipples (0-1)
Norms team was full of second half garbage points, and even if he didnt look at a football game last night or even know who he drafted, I imagine he will be calling up Topper and getting some inside deets.
9. @Chris26er Bandicoots(0-1)
This was a close one, and if Big Ben shows up against NE and does ANYTHING remotely NFL QB like, he wins this game. I think he moves up this week, big time.
10. @jShort Shorties(0-1)
Not only did the Jets lose to the Bills (somehow) in the 4th quarter, he had Mike Evans with an illness completely not show up. Plus, the curse of the #1 pick, this may not go well.
11. @Pearl Zekes Chubby Johnsons(0-1)
Not the start we were hoping for. Maybe if Zeke didn't show up, but we can only hope things can't get worse down here.
12. @Carson(0-1)
Into the cellar and into the record books?I t may be the first time a team had not scored ONE touchdown from a starting line up? Mixon is banged up? The only thing that could get worse is that... well shit, I don't know.