Ask Norm Next Tuesday

[Steve Vai]

The 530 does have a “Back to Start” function.

Oh shit, it does.

 

[Patrick]

Note that is different from the get-me-home request....that would be the uber app.

 

[roc]

how do you get 2 teenagers to help with weeding without hearing any bitching and moaning?

 

[mattybfat]

So I hear your employable, tell us about that

 

[Magic]

Just got the Garmin 530 yesterday... and perhaps I missed something but how come there is no "go home" button? Like you get dropped in a group ride and you want to go home.

2nd question... do you ride with Garmin Connect turned on on your phone?

All of your problems would have been solved with a Wahoo.

 

[The Kalmyk]

bitching and moaning?

Better off doing it yourself if that’s the case

 

[A Potted Plant]

how do you get 2 teenagers to help with weeding without hearing any bitching and moaning?

Give them no other choice

 

[Paul H]

All of your problems would have been solved with a Wahoo.

But 530 measures air time on your jumps!

 

[JimN]

how do you get 2 teenagers to help with weeding without hearing any bitching and moaning?

Cash money.

 

[Paul H]

Yes, but if you had been reading the manual you would have known that the ‘go home’ function is activated when tears of desperation hit the Garmin screen...

Damn.... maybe I should have gotten the 830 with the touchscreen...

 

[MissJR]

Will @Paul H be selling his new Garmin soon?

Best book you've read lately?

 

[Paul H]

Will @Paul H be selling his new Garmin soon?

Best book you've read lately?

Nah.... as @jimvreeland would say.... I am a peasant. Cant afford anything more

 

[Kaleidopete]

Damn.... maybe I should have gotten the 830 with the touchscreen...

30 day free returns

 

[Steve Vai]

Nah.... as @jimvreeland would say.... I am a peasant. Cant afford anything more

Buttons are for peasants, touchscreen is the now.

 

[stb222]

Buttons are for peasants, touchscreen is the now.

Didn't garmin go back and forth on this?

 

[roc]

Cash money.

I will give that a try

 

[moose35]

If I'm sweating more on the jobsite then riding my bike should I say fuck it and go home to ride my bike?

 

[shrpshtr325]

If I'm sweating more on the jobsite then riding my bike should I say fuck it and go home to ride my bike?

no need to wait for norm here, YES

 

[A Potted Plant]

I went to the bathroom for my post lunch dunk and had to leave there due to intimidation. At the bottom of the stall you could see he dropped his pants but I could see the top of his head over the stall wall yet you can hear that he obviously was the Steph Curry of taking dumps, how do I get that skill.

For those confused some guy was shitting standing, I'm at a loss for words and had to find another bathroom

 

[JimN]

I went to the bathroom for my post lunch dunk

How hot does it have to be for one to go for a dunk in the toilet?