Electric Lawn Mower $old $old $old

[A Potted Plant]

Family heirloom, very well taken care of, blades just sharpened, it was past down 4 generations in my family. My Great grand dad helped liberate the French on this fine steed, helped my grand daddy get out of shawshank while serving as an "accountant." Sadly this is the only evidence of my father that I have left after finding it at the corner store when he went out for a pack of camels and oj. From then on this has been nothing but reliable taking me to and from school, I lost my virginity on the back of this, just a phenomenal machine.

The Smithsonian has reached out to my family to make this a well deserved permanent fixture but she's got a lot of chooch left in her, here is your chance at owning a piece of american history for 25 payments of .99.

Act fast and meet me at JimN's house and I'll throw in a weedwacker and walkway lights.

 

[RobW]

First

 

[jmanic]

For $25, I expect fire and $5 change.

 

[A Potted Plant]

For $25, I expect fire and $5 change.

for you 5 easy payments of 4.99

 

[JimN]

Don't forget about the fridge full of delicious beer several feet away from the lawn mower.

 

[jmanic]

Don't forget about the fridge full of delicious beer several feet away from the lawn mower.

Dibs.

 

[Jmann]

Your moment of zen

 

[Patrick]

 

[A Potted Plant]

First

False I was first

 

[Dingo]

$55 my final offer

 

[A Potted Plant]

$55 my final offer

lets split the difference at $83.50

 

[Dingo]

Ok! But first thing i need to get is some grass to cut

 

[A Potted Plant]

Ok! But first thing i need to get is some grass to cut

This is perfect for man scaping just lay down I'll show you

 

[Dingo]

Is the extension cord included?

 

[Dingo]

This is perfect for man scaping just lay down I'll show you

Can it be used to trim my girlfriends bush?

 

[Pearl]

Brilliant

 

[mwlikesbikes]

Did your father have to hide it up his ass when he was a viet cong prisoner?

 

[A Potted Plant]

Did your father have to hide it up his ass when he was a viet cong prisoner?

That was my uncle and the weedwacker, all that time left him with only time to wack

 

[RobW]

im in between this or the free one.... not sure which i want

 

[RobW]

could we mount this in a tree to make an outdoor fan?