Official: 2017-2018 mtbNJ.com Fantasy Football League Thread - GUACAMOLE CUP WEEKEND!

one of the receivers in the flats had the opportunity to chip the safety, but let him go right by - carr should have walked in.

and Big Ben didn't help his case either. Went totally russell wilson on that throw - not to mention he should not have called timeout running down the field.
more than likely the patriots would have called one. having that receiver reach the ball out when unnecessary didn't help either.

anyway - it is now looking like there was collusion on the jshort drop. good call Utah. call in the commissioner - there may be multiple turds awarded.
 
fidodie said:
one of the receivers in the flats had the opportunity to chip the safety, but let him go right by - carr should have walked in.

and Big Ben didn't help his case either. Went totally russell wilson on that throw - not to mention he should not have called timeout running down the field.
more than likely the patriots would have called one. having that receiver reach the ball out when unnecessary didn't help either.

anyway - it is now looking like there was collusion on the jshort drop. good call Utah. call in the commissioner - there may be multiple turds awarded.
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hahaha unprecedented multiple turds!!!



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pearl said:
jeremy still started adrian peterson doe
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i thought that was the issue - mysteriously dropped a perfectly good rb, made some roster moves, played AP.

mach nichts, cause imma ball bustin....collins rode the pine anyway.
 
So the supebowl is set; unless Matt Bryant kicks 7 50+ yard field goals, It will be @stb222 and the Long Duck Dongs vs @UtahJoe and the London Silly Nanies. but who cares about that.

LETS GET DOWN TO BRASS TACKS OF THE TOILET BOWL

Matchup 1
@fidodie with Julio Jones vs -51.8 @jShort with Devonta Freeman and Austin Hooper

This round isn't locked up, but I don't see how @jShort comes back from this, into the cage with you sir. It looks like its going to be hard to beat the shorties.

Matchup 2
@jmanic puts up 103.7 points and LOSES to @elzoller by 9.9 points to get tossed into the cage. a valient effort, but almost doesn't count. Like my idol Dominic Toretto says, "It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, winning is winning."

Matchup 3
@Carson and the Lumbars hang 94.4 points ,which is a solid showing, but LOSES by 12.8 points to @Chris26er and the Bandicoots. OOF. Somehow the Giants made the Eagles look like shit, and Philip Rivers turned into a pumpkin.


So the drama is set, the cage is locked for the WEEK 16 TRIPLE THREAT GOLDEN TURD WEEK 16 SHOWDOWN

@jmanic vs @jShort vs @Carson

WHO WILL BE THE SUCKIEST TEAM OF THE SEASON? Find out next week.

If you are one of the winning teams in the toilet bowl (elzoller, @fidodie, @Chris26er) feel free to make shitty waiver wire moves to block ANYONE that is still playing.

@pearl and @jnos are still battling for third, which will HELP PICK YOUR SPOT TO PICK YOUR DRAFT PICK NEXT YEAR.
 
pearl said:
So the supebowl is set; unless Matt Bryant kicks 7 50+ yard field goals, It will be @stb222 and the Long Duck Dongs vs @UtahJoe and the London Silly Nanies. but who cares about that.

LETS GET DOWN TO BRASS TACKS OF THE TOILET BOWL

Matchup 1
@fidodie with Julio Jones vs -51.8 @jShort with Devonta Freeman and Austin Hooper

This round isn't locked up, but I don't see how @jShort comes back from this, into the cage with you sir. It looks like its going to be hard to beat the shorties.

Matchup 2
@jmanic puts up 103.7 points and LOSES to @elzoller by 9.9 points to get tossed into the cage. a valient effort, but almost doesn't count. Like my idol Dominic Toretto says, "It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, winning is winning."

Matchup 3
@Carson and the Lumbars hang 94.4 points ,which is a solid showing, but LOSES by 12.8 points to @Chris26er and the Bandicoots. OOF. Somehow the Giants made the Eagles look like shit, and Philip Rivers turned into a pumpkin.


So the drama is set, the cage is locked for the WEEK 16 TRIPLE THREAT GOLDEN TURD WEEK 16 SHOWDOWN

@jmanic vs @jShort vs @Carson

WHO WILL BE THE SUCKIEST TEAM OF THE SEASON? Find out next week.

If you are one of the winning teams in the toilet bowl (elzoller, @fidodie, @Chris26er) feel free to make shitty waiver wire moves to block ANYONE that is still playing.

@pearl and @jnos are still battling for third, which will HELP PICK YOUR SPOT TO PICK YOUR DRAFT PICK NEXT YEAR.
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Real question is why is Tinas cleavage 8 inches wide.

For both Utard and elzippy I stopped watching my team after last week's debacle and they weren't playing for anything and also I will not watch Cowgirls in any game unless I know complete decimation.
 
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raiders and miami still mathematically in it at 6-8
philly, nothing to play for - raiders crush them in philly. @mattybfat could figure out how to tell the in-laws they are going to a football game on christmas day..
dallas - still alive. ZEKE!
steelers still playing for 1st round bye @hou on 12/25. we'll all be doing biyf miles, get home for the game. no AB? the plot thickens.
NE not worried about anything - but the bills are still alive, and the jets have played tough at home. I think they'll look to send the bills a message to secure the bye.
detroit - who thunk it?

That afc south.....

Pick those players with something to play for! gl fellas.
 
Phil Rivers...Good god. Any wonder why he's never going to the HOF?

fidodie said:
raiders and miami still mathematically in it at 6-8
philly, nothing to play for - raiders crush them in philly. @mattybfat could figure out how to tell the in-laws they are going to a football game on christmas day..
dallas - still alive. ZEKE!
steelers still playing for 1st round bye @hou on 12/25. we'll all be doing biyf miles, get home for the game. no AB? the plot thickens.
NE not worried about anything - but the bills are still alive, and the jets have played tough at home. I think they'll look to send the bills a message to secure the bye.
detroit - who thunk it?

That afc south.....

Pick those players with something to play for! gl fellas.
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If the bills or jets somehow managed to beat NE....Jags win out (which is likely) Steelers beat the worthless texans and browns....NE gets knocked down to the 3 seed...Now that would make for some fun playoff games.

Philly would have to lose both games...Raiders and Cowboys to fall out of the 1 seed...While i dont see that happening, I do think they will do everything possible to make sure they dont have to play on the road in Minnesota....Bc foles is not winning that.

Falcons win really hurt the cowboys last night...now one of the top 3 NFC south teams would have to go 0-2...and they have to win out...I suppose its possible, but given foles inexperience, I dont see them laying down for dallas in that last game with a bye to follow. I mean there are COUNTLESS examples of what happens when you pull your starters out, then come back and have to play a hot team after a bye week....Dallas last year for example.

Man would I LOVE LOVE LOVE to see the Pats have to play on the road in Jacksonville....Could you imagine if the Jags and Bubby bortles somehow knocked off NE...God that would be amazing....I want to see a Bubby bortles/Case Keenum superbowl....Also interesting since the Vikings are like unstoppable in their building.

Everyone must be so excited to see @stb222 and I battle it out this week
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JUST MADE THE STAKES HIGHER FOR WEEK 16
No more computer picking draft order; order based on the following breakdown:

1. Highest scoring in Golden Turd Triple Thread match
2. Second highest scoring in Golden Turd Triple Threat match
3. Highest score in "Winners" Toilet Bowl
4. Second highest score in "Winners Toilet Bowl
5. Third highest score in "Winners" Toilet Bowl
6. Fourth Place Overall
7. Third Place Overall
8. Guacamole Cup Runner-Up
9. Guacamole Cup Winner
10. Golden Turd Winner (or loser, however you want to look at it)
 
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