OFFICIAL: 2021 Fantasy Football Thread - WE TALMBOUT PLAYOFFS OVER HERE BRO

[Pearl]

Before I do my Miracle situations post, I wanted to see how my lowest scoring team did:


Mike White 2.04
Gio Bernard - 1.3
Sony Michel -
Jakobi Meyers - 12.9 (catches his first TD, go figure)
Brandon Aiyuk -
Kendrik Bourne - 22.1
Austin Hooper - 10.5
Q Watkins - 5.3
WFT D/ST - 6.0

60.14 points LETS GOOOO

 

[elzoller]

Come on Tyler!!!!!

 

[stb222]

Come on Tyler!!!!!

MFer, all I needed was one of those TDs to go to Kelce

 

[Pearl]

MONDAY NIGHT MIRACLES

Been awhile since I wasn't working to do this, so here we are.

Can @Carson and Stafford cover the 43.9 point gap while throwing to @patricks Cooper Kupp? Not likely. Is that a 3 game skid for @Carson?

@jShort is down 29.12 points with Henderson Jr left to roll out, while he can certainly cover that gap, @Magic has Gay kicking balls and I think as long as he doesn't miss any extra points, Jshort is doomed.

Now the ones to watch, IMO:

@Meatball Mia is only up 2.38 with Aiyuk, who may have been released from the Kyle Shanahan doghouse recently, to beat up on old man @UtahJoe. The Silly Nanies do have Van Jefferson left to roll out, so it will be a fun night watching both offenses. I can see Utah pulling this off.

@elzoller only needs 6.02 points from Tyler Higbee to topple @stb222, this could be a close one. Each manager needs this W, it will be a heartbreak for someone.

@oobaa47 is down 1.72 points with the Rams D left to roll against @Pearl, with ya boy still left to roll out George Kittle. I am worried that the Rams D does score a defensive TD, but hopefully its just a high scoring affair and I don't have to sweat all night.

 

[jmanic]

At halftime it was something like combined 5 catches 26 yards 3 TD's between Hill and Renfrow. RIdiculous.

I knew it was done by the first quarter.
Thanks MyHomie, we used to be tight.

 

[UtahJoe]

Despite the fact that @Meatball Mia was cheating yesterday and using actual voodoo witchcraftery on my players

SEE AARON JONES KNEE INJURY.....coincidence? I THINK NOT!

Despite that, im still hanging around.

That said...Van Jefferson vs Brandon Aiyuk tonight? I couldnt pick either one of these two out of a lineup....Just dumb luck that I happened to have Van rostered when Woods knee exploded on friday....(HOWD THAT INJURY HAPPEN @Meatball Mia????)

This is the season from hell....I think Landry and Pitts are the only two draft picks I got left that arent dead....and Landry might as well be dead....and Pitts got drafted by the worst franchise in all of professional sports.

 

[UtahJoe]

god look at the GARBAGE left on this waiver wire...I feel like Mel Brooks in History of the World....IM FIGHTING WITH CARDBOARD!

 

[Carson]

It's kinda nice. No panic. You just have to go down with your ship at this point. I'm on the Dallas second-half slide right about now...

 

[elzoller]

It’s a touchdown!!!

 

[stb222]

 

[Pearl]

WOOOOOOO LFG

 

[Patrick]

Bed time

 

[UtahJoe]

Just sitting back, nothing to worry about

 

[Pearl]

@jShort is down 29.12 points with Henderson Jr left to roll out, while he can certainly cover that gap, @Magic has Gay kicking balls and I think as long as he doesn't miss any extra points, Jshort is doomed

Somehow missed that germs had Debo too, woops lol

 

[UtahJoe]

And goddam... Jared Goff must be sitting in his Detroit living room laughing his balls right now.... Stafford, Vonn Miller, obj, Sony Michelle...etc... they have signed everyone and their mother and given away every draft pick for next year... For this garbage

 

[jShort]

Somehow missed that germs had Debo too, woops lol

 

[Patrick]

For @jShort - too much work to pick one, just replace your name and fantasy football week 10 in anyone you fancy.

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oh hell yeah.

 

[UtahJoe]

I suppose I should keep my celebration subdued and tasteful

The REAL me last night....much like when I walk up and check the enduro results and find that I have squeaked out a narrow victory over @Meatball Mia

You time is coming young skywalker, but us old people will not go down easily.

 

[Pearl]

Two wins by less than 1 point?! BANANAS

 

[Cassinonorth]

And goddam... Jared Goff must be sitting in his Detroit living room laughing his balls right now.... Stafford, Vonn Miller, obj, Sony Michelle...etc... they have signed everyone and their mother and given away every draft pick for next year... For this garbage

Goff dunking on the Rams after not losing and completing 14/25 for a cool 112 yards.