Raritan 911: Robocop

Norm said:
I have a great opportunity for you. It includes mowing my lawn and I love firing slackers.

When can you start?
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My wife just fired our landscapers. After years of complaining about their work she finally got to see them work in person since she was working from home.
 
Landscaper would be a great opportunity. Don't show for weeks, then mitigate the complaints by showing up with a flame thrower.
 
Bike N Gear said:
They might need one down the block from my shop. Chris just saw one climbing into a running wood chipper to get the wood unstuck.
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rlb said:
What could possibly go wrong?
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Bike N Gear said:
Well, at least he climbed in feet first to kick it loose. Head first would be stupid.
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rlb said:
yes, that several seconds of regret while feeling your entire body feed into the machine is not to be missed!
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Either way...
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I can always use another hold this get me that I need coffee, of course with many curses in between :)
 
I have 3 neighbors that are cops. Well 2. One just retired and opened a power washing business. He was a detective in Newark.

Another one, who is about to retire, is looking to work in a bank investigating money laundering. That’s his current line of work.

I would have went the other way but hey, he’s a model citizen.
 
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jShort said:
I have 3 neighbors that are cops. Well 2. One just retired and opened a power washing business. He was a detective in Newark.

Another one, who is about to retire, is looking to work in a bank investigating money laundering. That’s his current line of work.

I would have went the other way but hey, he’s a model citizen.
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You up there in Copland, huh?
 
You know, the more I think of it, the more I like the idea of telling off a particularly bad d-bag customer. I don't think I'd want to get fired for general incompetence, because that lets down your co-workers who might actually care but letting a Karen/Kevin have it? That sounds like fun.

A coworker was at the supermarket when some a-hole was berating the manager because some hourly nobody wasn't working hard enough. Seriously? There's a guy needing a verbal beatdown.
 
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