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Incredibly profound yet fantastically flawed
Here are a few quaint fixer-uppers newly come to market ...
Pros:
Ideal neighbors
Lawn care at a minimum
You get to wear cable wool turtleneck sweaters with a captain's hat while you smoke a pipe without ever feeling self-conscious again
Cons:
Mass transit options limited
Consequences of wandering around property while fall-down drunk possibly more severe than currently are
Seagulls can be dicks
Fish sticks for dinner again
Pros:
Ideal neighbors
Lawn care at a minimum
You get to wear cable wool turtleneck sweaters with a captain's hat while you smoke a pipe without ever feeling self-conscious again
Cons:
Mass transit options limited
Consequences of wandering around property while fall-down drunk possibly more severe than currently are
Seagulls can be dicks
Fish sticks for dinner again