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A Potted Plant

Honorary Sod
You need to think out of the box. Tell her you discovered a colony of invasive lawn slugs (a.k.a. The OSS race team) and the only solution was to burn them into the hereafter.

I owned up to it and she went to look and was like
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A Potted Plant

Honorary Sod
Did the chicken fly away from the tree that was on fire?
Next time maybe knock the chicken out first before lighting your dead brown lawn and tree on fire and trying to cook it.
Better yet, just go to KFC or something.

I tossed it in the sink running inside to get the water outside turned on
 

A Potted Plant

Honorary Sod
in an attempt to recreate the bike jump over fire gone bad


also- who puts grill in middle of yard to grill?

I was grilling a few things so I was trying to deal with fallen branches and cook lunch.


Just dethatched my yard and it's blended in ok I wouldn't be surprised if this turns into the greenest part of my yard.
 
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