**The Official Fred-ish Thread**

[serviceguy]

Ok lay off the Niner hate. You guys are bordering on douchebag territory. @Paul H showing a lot of restraint here.

And by bordering you mean on the douchebag side of the border, right? What is next, acceptable head size ratio as compared to the body size, inseam length, waist size, hair color...so much for considering OOS a waste of bandwidth!

 

[Monkey Soup]

And by bordering you mean on the douchebag side of the border, right? What is next, acceptable head size ratio as compared to the body size, inseam length, waist size, hair color...so much for considering OOS a waste of bandwidth!

You're over-complicating things. Its all about self-awareness. Look in the mirror, you'll know if you look ridiculous. I prefer to avoid looking in the mirror, otherwise I'll never get out of the house.

 

[Juggernaut]

I’m still stunned that this is getting any play at all. Roadie Drama in a MTB thread... really?

MTB = Counterculture. Kinda negates the whole “stepford wife” cookie cutter fashion bullshit....

Now if you don’t mind, I need to put on my tube socks and sandals...it’s lawn mow’n day.

 

[rick81721]

Look in the mirror, you'll know if you look ridiculous.

This is basically my position - by definition all cyclists "look ridiculous" - so what difference does sock length, color match, etc, make??

 

[The Kalmyk]

I prefer to avoid looking in the mirror

Double that.

More so for me because I don't know whose looking back.

 

[pooriggy]

still stunned that this is getting any play at all.

What's the point of looking good if you can't point out those who don't?

 

[TimBay]

If this thread ever gets killed, I humbly suggest this video for the final post.

 

[liong71er]

What this put me in categories?
I like to think I dress accordingly to specific event or occasion or sometime I don’t care kinda dress code.

 

[Pearl]

@liong71er this falls into the badass category, i feel a lot of the backpacker/adventure types do not need to fall into any category because of this. i see no blaring infractions to enforce

mtbers are just as guilty as roadies

 

[Juggernaut]

What this put me in categories?
I like to think I dress accordingly to specific event or occasion or sometime I don’t care kinda dress code.

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Holy crap! Take a close look at the chain on the “classic mtb” photo. Sick!!!!

 

[stb222]

@Dusty the Whale @OOS

 

[rick81721]

@Dusty the Whale @OOS

 

[Juggernaut]

@Dusty the Whale @OOS

Excellent PSA.

Curious where you managed to find a stretch of road that long lined with bubble wrap.


#Taint-Slayer

 

[mattybfat]

Excellent PSA.

Curious where you managed to find a stretch of road that long lined with bubble wrap.


#Taint-Slayer

I was gonna say must be in Florida because flat AF

 

[Norm]

@Dusty the Whale @OOS

Slow start but solid in the end.

 

[BPaze]

@Dusty the Whale @OOS

Bloody taint is so fred love it hahaha. What's that bike behind you?

 

[qclabrat]

@Dusty the Whale @OOS

well done, could feel the OOS love @5:20

 

[Magic]

@Dusty the Whale @OOS

This is the proper amount of fucks in a video. Please post more.

 

[stb222]

Bloody taint is so fred love it hahaha. What's that bike behind you?

All City Mr Pink.

 

[Victor I]

@Dusty the Whale @OOS

Well done Kev. By the way I’m not angry, you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.