The Kalmyk's Tinfoil Hat Happy Hour (aka Most Useless Thread on MTBNJ)

[The Kalmyk]

Taking the laggard stance on this one...

 

[pooriggy]

How is that self driving if two operators are up front?
If its two dudes, No Thanks. If its too hot chicks, I accept.

 

[pooriggy]

This just in...
A giant penis is about to take over the east coast.

 

[mwlikesbikes]

The FB comments are spot on as well

 

[rottin']

So i have a Scalpel and a Flash. Don't recall seeing the Bud Light on the floor tho...did i miss the boat on this one @jdog ?

 

[The Kalmyk]

So i have a Scalpel and a Flash. Don't recall seeing the Bud Light on the floor tho...did i miss the boat on this one @jdog ?

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Surprised they haven’t converted to the Can O Ale

 

[Magic]

 

[RNG1]

This just in...
A giant penis is about to take over the east coast.
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Lol

 

[The Kalmyk]

Started at 5:30am so it felt like the blue law on yesterday’s antifragile ride. Kicking around the idea of a blog to mix things up a bit but till then I will follow sop and dump my useless post here.

Is this chicken of the wood?

About as much dirt as I’ve ridden the past few years.

For two reasons:

1) @stb222 loves it when I wear this

2) I’m not going to be out shined by a retired Colgate Palmolive Scientist

 

[The Kalmyk]

Oops how can I forget.. Welcoming in my favorite season I spent it with my favorite people...

 

[rottin']

Another week of.UN jamming up the east.side...stepped up security for President motorcade that had.me.locked in for a while

And just.because i saw this at a light this weekend...

 

[stb222]

Started at 5:30am so it felt like the blue law on yesterday’s antifragile ride. Kicking around the idea of a blog to mix things up a bit but till then I will follow sop and dump my useless post here.

Is this chicken of the wood?
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About as much dirt as I’ve ridden the past few years.

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For two reasons:

1) @stb222 loves it when I wear this

2) I’m not going to be out shined by a retired Colgate Palmolive Scientist
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DUDE, the vest, watcha doing

 

[rick81721]

Is this chicken of the wood?
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About as much dirt as I’ve ridden the past few years.



For two reasons:

1) @stb222 loves it when I wear this

2) I’m not going to be out shined by a retired Colgate Palmolive Scientist

Looks like chicken of the woods but need to see the underside to be sure. If is yellow with pores and no gills, yes. If gills, no.

 

[The Kalmyk]

Looks like chicken of the woods but need to see the underside to be sure. If is yellow with pores and no gills, yes. If gills, no.

You comment about mushrooms but nothing about the awesome Hi Viz Vest!

Weird day

 

[rick81721]

You comment about mushrooms but nothing about the awesome Hi Viz Vest!

Weird day

Haha that reminded me - starting to pack for Florida and found my super Hi-Viz jacket I bought down there. No one has that one beat!

 

[stb222]

Haha that reminded me - starting to pack for Florida and found my super Hi-Viz jacket I bought down there. No one has that one beat!

You can take that win any day!

 

[jnos]

So i have a Scalpel and a Flash. Don't recall seeing the Bud Light on the floor tho...did i miss the boat on this one @jdog ?

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Not sure if it's a funny angle, but that seat post goes on for miles.

 

[Magic]

 

[rottin']

Staple eyes...looking at me in a restroom...

 

[Patrick]

rear view mirror in box truck.