Random Mallorca pics. Mi familia and risotto. Don't be a slut in church, por favor. Sant Salvator. Mountain bike ride to S'illot and The Castle. My BIL's sister's boyfriend, my BIL's brother, me, and my BIL (sister's husband). I was on a "downhill bike", but it was what we would call a trail bike. Most people ride hardtails. The Castle! Built in that 1300s to defend against the Moors. You can't ride along topless beaches and past a castle in the same hour in New Jersey. Grilled octopus on the beach in Portocolom. Portocolom. Homemade paella with just about everything that swims in the sea. The streets of Soller. The basilica and monastery at Lluc.