The Most Useless Thread on MTBNJ

Discussion in 'Rides, Races and Events' started by Norm, May 20, 2010.

  1. Mitch

    Mitch Well-Known Member Team MTBNJ Halter's

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    BROOKLYN YO
    MBMike handles gravel turn at 40mph like a boss! Hits Clayton on a Wednesday nite ride and eats it at 5mph? And I warned you too.
     
  2. stb222

    stb222 Love Drunk Jerk Squad

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    Jerksville
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  3. Mountain Bike Mike

    Mountain Bike Mike Well-Known Member

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    Bordentown
    Went something like this...

    Me: Hey Mitch.. Wanna rip? I'm working on some bike handling and turning things today...
    Mitch: Naw, I'm too old and slow to keep up with all you fuk'n kids
    Me: Suit yourself

    he goes one way, I go the other way... 5 minutes later, I eat massive shit in a corner.

    Mitch hexed
     
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  4. stb222

    stb222 Love Drunk Jerk Squad

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    Jerksville
    Almost seems like you should work with someone on a skills clinic or something? Know anyone who does that?
     
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  5. Mountain Bike Mike

    Mountain Bike Mike Well-Known Member

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    Bordentown
    Crashed while wearing the kit,., What an embarrassment to the Man and his brand...

    I can be the "Here's what happens when you don't do what Ben says" influence on the clinic
     
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  6. 1sh0t1b33r

    1sh0t1b33r Well-Known Member Team MTBNJ Halter's

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    Orange County, NY
    If I didn't die, does that mean I did better than @soundz?
     
  7. pooriggy

    pooriggy Well-Known Member Team MTBNJ Halter's

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    Cranford
    no
     
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  8. stb222

    stb222 Love Drunk Jerk Squad

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    Jerksville
    One of my coworkers made this
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  9. soundz

    soundz The Hat Team MTBNJ Halter's

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    Fort Lee?
    I only crash when my pants get stuck in the chain.
     
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  10. stb222

    stb222 Love Drunk Jerk Squad

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    Jerksville
    To be fair, you didn't crash but came into that turn hooooooooooooooooooooot.
     
  11. The Kalmyk

    The Kalmyk Well-Known Member

    I wish I discovered this when she was alive. Apparently my grandmother (aige) could have spoken broken Ewokese, lol. She spoke Kalmuck which is on the top 50 list of endangered languages....



    http://www.completewermosguide.com/ewokese.html
     
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  12. JimN

    JimN Well-Known Member Team MTBNJ Halter's

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    Parsippany
  13. fidodie

    fidodie Well-Known Member Staff Member

    Location:
    Branchburg
    here is an example of a big data mash up leading to....well, draw your own conclusion :D

    First you take a photo

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    Then take a headline

    Megyn Kelly reportedly complained about Bill O’Reilly before leaving Fox News

    Then a clandestine strava ride title

    I bet you $4815162342 that you didn't read that number. You didn't even realize I put a letter in it. No I didn't, but you went back and looked. I want my kudos.
    indicating some windfall profit from somewhere....

    or that you don't have to work anymore
    Times flies when you take 2 naps a day and contribute nothing to society.

    Draw your own conclusions.....
    :D:D

    this is probably going to cut into my OH supply.



     
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  14. pooriggy

    pooriggy Well-Known Member Team MTBNJ Halter's

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    Cranford
    I get Jimmy. You continue to mystify me Pat.
     
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  15. fidodie

    fidodie Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Branchburg
    you should experience some of the sh*t that goes on between the ears over here.....

    if this presents as more than a humorous poke, i'll pull it. wouldn't be the first time my sense of humor
    exceeded the boundary of poor taste.
     
  16. pooriggy

    pooriggy Well-Known Member Team MTBNJ Halter's

    Location:
    Cranford
    I wouldn't say it's in poor taste, I like low brow humor. This is the opposite, high brow, wordy humor:)
     
  17. JimN

    JimN Well-Known Member Team MTBNJ Halter's

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    Parsippany
    So @soundz was sexual harassed by Bill O'Reilly and got a payout? How do I get a rich old guy to take interest in me?
     
  18. soundz

    soundz The Hat Team MTBNJ Halter's

    Location:
    Fort Lee?
    uber
     
  19. JimN

    JimN Well-Known Member Team MTBNJ Halter's

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    Parsippany
    I thought you were gonna say tinder.
     
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  20. gtluke

    gtluke The Moped Team MTBNJ Halter's

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    Two Bridges

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