Raritan 911: Robocop

[jShort]

Do we know of it was real or imitation crab meat? I think it matters.

 

[jnos]

Do we know of it was real or imitation crab meat? I think it matters.

Gotta be real crab meat. Otherwise the guy is stealing ~90 LBS of imitation crab meat.

 

[jnos]

Hey @Carson,
I bet you are glad this wasn't in your jurisdiction:
https://jalopnik.com/heres-a-gross-somewhat-enlightening-dui-story-1825190238

 

[Carson]

Yeah, that's a shitty arrest for sure...

Defense Attorney: Did you smell the odor of an alcoholic beverage on my client's breath?
Officer: No.
DA: Well officer, don't people who drink smell like alcoholic beverages?
Officer: Usually.
DA: Well, could it be that my client wasn't drinking and wasn't drunk.
Officer: No.
DA: How so?
Officer: The smell of dog shit was stronger than the smell of the alcoholic beverages he drank. Shit is stronger than booze, olfactorily speaking, Counselor.

 

[Patrick]

Yeah, that's a shitty arrest for sure...

Defense Attorney: Did you smell the odor of an alcoholic beverage on my client's breath?
Officer: No.
DA: Well officer, don't people who drink smell like alcoholic beverages?
Officer: Usually.
DA: Well, could it be that my client wasn't drinking and wasn't drunk.
Officer: No.
DA: How so?
Officer: The smell of dog shit was stronger than the smell of the alcoholic beverages he drank. Shit is stronger than booze, olfactorily speaking, Counselor.

so you are an expert on olfactory precedence? what are your credentials, and when was your last proficiency test?
Could it be that your opinion was swayed because of the situation you had to deal with?
Was that your usual squad car?

guess they are just doing their job.....but there is karma.

 

[Carson]

HE'S DOING THE BEST HE CAN.

 

[jmanic]

Can't all guys be classified as "special needs"?

 

[Norm]

As seen in Toronto:

 

[Carson]

As seen in Toronto:

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How many bikes can one cop ride?

 

[Kaleidopete]

How many bikes can one cop ride?

 

[stb222]

I have never seen a bike cop that looks even remotely as capable as this crew

#pacific blue

 

[Carson]

I have never seen a bike cop that looks even remotely as capable as this crew
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#pacific blue

Those narrow bars...

 

[Norm]

How many bikes can one cop ride?

I'd say the N+1 rule is in effect north of the border too.

 

[soundz]

How many bikes can one cop ride?

That’s for confiscating bikes for illegal trail riding.

 

[Soundguy]

I have never seen a bike cop that looks even remotely as capable as this crew
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#pacific blue

I freaking loved this show when I was a kid and was getting into mountain biking.... Can't tell you how many times I fell over in my front yard trying to master that nose pivot. Basically every other scene in the show was one of them passing a perp and pulling a sick nose pivot before riding down endless stairs. Classic.

 

[stb222]

I freaking loved this show when I was a kid and was getting into mountain biking.... Can't tell you how many times I fell over in my front yard trying to master that nose pivot. Basically every other scene in the show was one of them passing a perp and pulling a sick nose pivot before riding down endless stairs. Classic.

Loved it when No Way Ray was a villain. Classic stuff.

 

[Carson]

 

[MissJR]

 

[Carson]

 

[seanrunnette]

Oh shit @Carson. That obviously wasn't as simple as the toothpaste executive in the car wants to make it. Sorry you're internet famous. (Actually, with 1200 views, you're way less interesting than pretty much everything on youtube - that's something to be proud of.)