Raritan 911: Robocop

[stb222]

Narcan is going to be available in drugstores w/o a Rx.

now, it is to be administered by nasal injection.
Person is already in respiratory distress, and it has to be administered by someone.....

This is going to bring a whole, new twist to these stories.....
not to mention the black market for it.

Is this in response to a post or just a brain fart?

 

[Patrick]

Is this in response to a post or just a brain fart?

just the usual brain dump to see what the pro thinks about this.

 

[Carson]

That's how we administer Narcan. It's pretty fool proof. I sprayed one dose on my partner's uniform then figured out how to do it.

To say the victim is in respiratory distress is a little misleading. Usually they are not breathing at all. Or at least not effectively.

I've never had a victim complain about the nasal spray. They are usually pissed off that we ruined their high.

 

[Carson]

Now for more important things...

Selfie with a pot belly today.



I didn't know my partner was taking a pic of my pic.

 

[ChrisG]

Bonus bacon.

 

[rottin']

@Carson was there a strange man in that basement named Bill saying, "It rubs the lotion on its skin and does as it's told"?

 

[Carson]

Oh you aren't good at parking? You were in a rush? Not my problem. See you after I finish lunch.

 

[rick81721]

Oh you aren't good at parking? You were in a rush? Not my problem. See you after I finish lunch.

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Is there a ticket for asshole parking?

Hey where's your beat? I'll drive by so yyou can pull me over

 

[shrpshtr325]

Oh you aren't good at parking? You were in a rush? Not my problem. See you after I finish lunch.

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i approve of this message, if you cant swing it into the space in one shot you shouldnt be driving, but at least take the 30 seconds to straighten it out and hide your incompetence.

 

[Carson]

Is there a ticket for asshole parking?

Hey where's your beat? I'll drive by so yyou can pull me over

No, nothing that covers asshole parking on private property unless it's a fire or handicapped zone.

Go put that thing in the garage until it has Xpel on it!!

 

[rick81721]

No, nothing that covers asshole parking on private property unless it's a fire or handicapped zone.

Go put that thing in the garage until it has Xpel on it!!

It's in the garage. Not driving it today, it's gonna rain. Hey I didn't take a micrometer to the panel gaps but they look pretty good to me.

 

[jmanic]

Oh you aren't good at parking? You were in a rush? Not my problem. See you after I finish lunch.

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And yet you won't ticket handicapped tags parking in non-handicapped spots.

 

[pooriggy]

u showed him mr policeman

 

[thegock]

It's in the garage. Not driving it today, it's gonna rain. Hey I didn't take a micrometer to the panel gaps but they look pretty good to me.

U still ?

 

[serviceguy]

Curiously enough and mildly related I just learned that in my beloved old country you can now get a ticket for leaving a window partially open when parking...even if passengers are inside the vehicle! Supposedly to prevent car theft. I guess the idiot that wrote the law and the mentally challenged that approved it never had their windows smashed by a thief, chances are they have a police escort most of the time.

 

[rick81721]

Go put that thing in the garage until it has Xpel on it!!

On for Monday, getting everything you suggested, he has a custom full hood so getting that instead of the partial. Hope I don't chip her before that

 

[Carson]

On for Monday, getting everything you suggested, he has a custom full hood so getting that instead of the partial. Hope I don't chip her before that

You won't chip it because you bought the trakktape, right??? If not leave it parked!

 

[rick81721]

You won't chip it because you bought the trakktape, right??? If not leave it parked!

no didn't get trak tape and I can't resist driving it!

 

[rlb]

Post videos of you getting sideways

 

[rick81721]

Post videos of you getting sideways

Speaking of videos, I want to get a dash cam

You won't chip it because you bought the trakktape, right??? If not leave it parked!

Any dash cam recos? I want one that has the parked recording feature.