Official: 2018-2019 mtbNJ.com Fantasy Football League Thread - Utah wins the cup, still thinks oobaa47 is Timothy McVeigh

jmanic

JORBA Board Member/Chapter Leader
Staff member
JORBA.ORG
Team MTBNJ Halter's
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No. No you didn't.
Why is this so hard for people?
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stb222

Love Drunk
Jerk Squad
When you have the 3rd lowest points of the week and still win:

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Does anyone else think that ESPN skews the fantasy scoring based on the opponent to make it more exciting? Like is anyone playing back checking the calcs? We seem to have an awful lot of close games.
 

Pearl

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
WEEK 6 SCOREBOARD
Forgot I haven't been including these, sorry bros:
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WEEK 7 POWER RANKINGS
I'm still trying to comprehend how I lost to Magic, so this will be short and sweet.

1) @oobaa47 Dead Sailors - 4-2 +1
One and two square off and in a tight battle, the sailors pull it off.

2) @Chris26er Crash Bandicoots - 3-3 +2
6'er is back with in business, taking care of it with Ingram on a bye. rut roh.

3) @jmanic Pocket Dogs - 4-2 -2
Sad to see the #1 go out, but everyone loves an upset. This was his bye week hell, so maybe he was anticipating this week.

4) @stb222 Long Duck Dongs - 4-2 +2
A long scoring afair for both teams, while a W is satisfying, it isn't something to look look forward to week in and week out. Team needs a RB in the worst way.

5) @Magic Magic the Gathering - 3-3 +7
Holy catapult batman! Hanging the top score of the week. It looks like since Gallman was released, the toxicity of this team has been cut from it as well. Is this a flash in the pan or will @Magic stay up in the top half of the rankings?

6) @pearl The Pearl Necklaces - 3-3 -3
Ouch, Ouch. With the third highest point total of the week, and taking a loss, this will be hard to swallow. Mostly because Sammy Watkins sucks balls. Clement over Watkins in the flex wins this matchup for the necklaces. Next week is a bye week hell, so this one will hurt for a long time.

7) @Carson - 3-3 +4
The cheetah is running all over the place this year. Someone must be getting insider trading by starting Tarik Cohen. Choo Choo MFers.

8) @elzoller El Guac-Oh! - 3-3
Tough spot for the Guac, they didn't really do anything wrong, but didn't do enough to move up the board this week. Better weeks are ahead for this team.

9) @jnos Still Riding 26" Wheels - 3-3 -2
Decent showing this week, just ran into a super hot team. Kupp being out for a while will hurt. Boyd should fill in nicely. Melvin Gordon is a man amongst boys.

10) @UtahJoe Silly Nanies - 3-3 -6
Holy crap, what a piss poor showing from the Nanies. With Kamara on a bye and Freeman all but broken, this team is in trouble.

11) @jShort Too $hort - 2-3 -1
Almost germy, a solid Defense and Kicker showing are led to the waste by no one in a non QB position scoring double digits. They did on his bench though, leaving points behind and easily cost him a W.

12) @fidodie Mariani Sauce - 2-4 -3
Never though a team with Antonio brown would be at the bottom of the rankings, but here we are. Big Ben on the bench over Goff cost this team a W. when your RB's score 5.8 points COMBINED, you are F'd. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Week 7 STANDINGS
The power rankings are for fun, but the standings that really matter are below. Top 6 will go to the playoffs.
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jmanic

JORBA Board Member/Chapter Leader
Staff member
JORBA.ORG
Team MTBNJ Halter's
3) @jmanic Pocket Dogs - 4-2 -2
Sad to see the #1 go out, but everyone loves an upset. This was his bye week hell, so maybe he was anticipating this week.
Yeah, kinda knew this was coming,
and it wasn't quite as bad as anticipated.
For about 45 minutes on Sunday I actually had hope.
 

jnos

Well-Known Member
Hey commish @pearl, forgot the LAC game was in London and not starting at 1 PM. Can you swap Gordon for Drake since Gordon locked with 0 pts?
 

UtahJoe

Team Workhorse
Team MTBNJ Halter's
Morning @Carson
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Justin Tucker...WELCOME TO SHANKSVILLE!
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223 continuous XPs made and I just happened to be watching when a mysterious wind sent that one off into the Bmore slums.

@rick81721 s eagle blew a 17pt 4qtr lead ans suddenly he is no longer gracing us with his presence....Eagles? Who are they?
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@Dusty the Whale that was solid decision making by your new coach....especially after the first missed 2pc
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and @Norm goes to Metlife to put his personal hex on Sam Darnold....i say they bring Herm back
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@Matty gets a day off from watching the Raiders lose and at this point...HOPEFULLY ill get to watch the Giants lose and keep their draft spot. Watch now they will go beat the worthless Falcons.

What a fun day!
 
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