Week 14 Scoreboard
Seeing @fidodie lose is the only thing that really mattered here. Wow.
Week 15 Power Rankings
This will be the last installment of the power rankings for the year with the playoffs starting:
1) @stb222 - Long Duck Dongs 11-3 (+2)
Just going to copy and paste the same thing the past couple of weeks. The magician is still stringing it together. Kevy will be biting his fingers off in hopes that Rodgers comes back.
2) @UtahJoe - London Silly Nanies 10-4 (-1)
What will we do with the missing Wentz Wagon? Can Utah find some gold on the waiver wire for two weeks?
3) @jnos - Still Riding 26" Wheels 8-6 (-1)
The camaro blew out a wheel last week, and the rest of the small wheeled riders couldn't get back on track. It's safe to say that Kamara is the glue for this team and if he's 100%, will give a good battle in the first round of the playoffs.
4) @pearl - Guac Deez Nuts 9-5 (+1)
Is Josh Gordon going to be the WR savior for this team? The revolving door of scrub WRs may have found the two they need for the next two weeks.
5) @Chris26er - The Crash Bandicoots 4-10 (+2)
This is my favorite team that is getting hot at the right time, but impossible to come back from all the h2h losses earlier in the year. Poor
@jShort and his nonlineupsettingass is going to have a tough first round in the Toilet Bowl.
6) @fidodie - The Mariani Sauce 7-7 (-2)
The biggest manager flub of the year award. So hard to watch, but I'm not going to complain. He will have a long offseason after the Toilet Bowl to think about that.
7) @Carson - Team Lumbargate 7-7 (+1)
Playing the rest of the year out hard and handing
@jnos a L could be the superbowl of this teams year, whispering sweet dreams of "what could have beens" along the way.
8) @elzoller - Team El Guac-Oh! 6-8 (+1)
Another solid effort, I can see Zoller and
@Carson at the bar drinking the weeks away going forward.
9) @jmanic - The Pocket Dogs 6-8 (-3)
With the chance to play spoiler, Deez Nuts had too much horsepower for the dogs. Tom Brady and Dion Lewis took the night off and cruised through a nice evening in Miami. Next week should be different for the cornerstone of this team.
10) @jShort - Too $hort 2-12 (0)
Playing two injured players... woof.
YOUR PLAYOFF SCOOP
#@UtahJoe and the London Silly Nanies, had a solid team showing in a game that didn't really matter, but at the cost of the leading stud of the season, Carson Wentz, going down lunging in for a rushing TD THAT DIDN'T EVEN COUNT. Utah has shown he has been crafty this year, almost Kevy-esque, but for the show down in the playoffs, not a time to be throwing darts trying to land a starting QB.
VERSUS
@pearl and the Guac that was looking to be spoiled the last couple of weeks was put into the fridge and saved to last another week. They have the exact opposite problems as
@jnos team, the WR core is absolute trash. Crowder falls down going in motion this week really just describes the situation. The RBs are pulling this team through thick and thin, well really just Bell is. What is scary is that Alfred Morris will be worth a ham sandwich come week 16 when Zeke comes back; so what happens then?
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@jnos and the 26" wheeled bicycle riders came into this week strong, but with the Camaro and A-Aron Jones combining for 2.5 points, it left a huge hole in this line up. The solid WR core makes up for this, and hopefully Alvin's Camaro can recover from the brain mush concussion he received Thursday to put the wheels back in motion and keep churning ahead.
VERSUS
@stb222 and the big duck dongs finished the season #1 in the standings and while everyone was convinced this team would fall apart down the stretch, it hasn't. The bench spaces are filling in, the real A-Aron may be coming back, and the random WR picks are coming through at the right time. How long can we keep this up? Find out next week.
Toilet Bowl Bracket
Yes, the 6 shittiest teams will square off to eliminate themselves by WINNING the game to avoid the triple threat cage match with will be week 16. Going going to try and finness the losers bracket on espn to match but READ, THIS IS THE BRACKET THAT MATTERS
