Filling in for the traveling
@pearl
Monday Night Miracle Situations
Lets face it...chances are you are either in or your out...Watching the Dolphins roll over and die for their master Bill Belicheck is a complete waste of time.
Heres the game tonight...Fins win the toss...defer to the second half like the Pats do...bc goddammit, thats how you win!!! So pats take the opening drive in for a TD....Then cutler will go 3 and out...Punt, pats will go right back down the field and it will be 14-0 by 8:57 PM....Just go to bed at that point.
Anyway...lets see..only a couple that matter tonight
I suppose if Kenyan Drake was to fumble, then get thrown out of the game....That move we now know as: "Mariani Saucing" its possible for
@fidodie to get back in this thing...And since
@jnos managed to spit the bit yesterday vs
@Carson...That last playoff spot is technically still on the table.
@pearl has a 49.5 pt lead of
@jmanic and the Pdogs....with the almightly TB12, Dion Lewis and the Pats defense....Remember when the Pats defense set a record early in the year for being the worst in the history of football? Guess what...over the last ~4 games, now its the best in football...of course they are...bc patriots.
@pearl and I were discussing Mike Gilislee last week...played awesome for the pats earlier in the year...But at some point Bill just got bored with him...threw him in the garbage and installed burkhead...Now burkhead is awesome. Nothing matters to this team, ever. Actually 50 points isnt crazy for the pats vs this garbage team... Maybe
@pearl should start pacing now...