Johnny Utah's September Challenge

Discussion in 'Rides, Races and Events' started by Johnny Utah, Sep 1, 2016.

  1. Johnny Utah

    Johnny Utah Well-Known Member

    Okay, a continuation to @jdog event, just simpler.

    Whomever rides the most days in September wins a $50 gift card to Chipolte and a custom award made by me. Not to mention bragging rights. If the winner breaks 80 hours I will cover a one year membership to Jorba for them and some other goodies.

    If @mattybfat hits 20 days I provide him a new set of DH tires (26").

    Rules:

    Ride - One hour or more. Don't be stupid, use your brain. Wet trails are frownd upon.

    Tie breaker - Whomever has more hours for the month wins, so post your moving time with your ride. All postings are to this thread to count.

    Bonus - Ride with shitbike or on shitbike and get double hours. Shitbike must be present for the entire ride. Pictures and story are needed. Moving time only.

    It would be nice if we can get one of these monthly!
     
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  2. Flaubert

    Flaubert Formerly RobW

    Location:
    Hartshorne
    First!


    Winner must tell bathroom blowout experience after 50 dollars of chipotle
     
  3. terrabike01

    terrabike01 Active Member

    Location:
    Somerset County
    I'm in. What's the cutoff on the shitbike? lol
     
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  4. Johnny Utah

    Johnny Utah Well-Known Member

    If winner eats $50 of Chipolte standard menu items in an hour or less with full video evidence I will provide a$100 gift card to Beachwood Bikes.
     
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  5. Johnny Utah

    Johnny Utah Well-Known Member

    I only put limitations due to northerners easy access.
     
  6. jimvreeland

    jimvreeland Shop: Hilltop Bicycles Shop Keep

    Location:
    Pissthataway
    In. By Shitbike you're not referring to the Beargrease are you? I thought you sold that? Can you ship my tires? I'll host a November Contest being that it's my birthday month.
     
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  7. JimN

    JimN Well-Known Member Team MTBNJ Halter's

    Location:
    Parsippany
    Wait, are you competing in the ride contest or the eat Chipotle contest? I'm pretty sure @gtluke would have no problem eating a burrito and then drinking $40 worth of diet coke in less than an hour.
     
  8. jimvreeland

    jimvreeland Shop: Hilltop Bicycles Shop Keep

    Location:
    Pissthataway
    This may be a rare opportunity to showcase the 2 things I'm good at. Riding, and eating burritos.
     
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  9. Johnny Utah

    Johnny Utah Well-Known Member

    I can ship your tires, text me your address and they are out tomorrow. By shitbike I mean my old soft ride. Your know you would be faster on a Beargrease.

    Props on the November contest.
     
  10. Johnny Utah

    Johnny Utah Well-Known Member

    Still worth watching.
     
  11. DownhillR3

    DownhillR3 Active Member

    Location:
    New Jersey
    I'm in! Does my Walmart road bike count as a shitbike? Already logged roughly 800 miles on it this summer so far.
     
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  12. mattybfat

    mattybfat The White Shadow Team MTBNJ Halter's

    In for the 26" DH wheels:cool:
     
  13. Johnny Utah

    Johnny Utah Well-Known Member

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    Negative, this is shitbike.
     
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  14. jimvreeland

    jimvreeland Shop: Hilltop Bicycles Shop Keep

    Location:
    Pissthataway
    So much nicer than the Salsa. And the hubs are the same color.
     
  15. Johnny Utah

    Johnny Utah Well-Known Member

    Your hatred for Jay P has taken on epic levels.
     
  16. jimvreeland

    jimvreeland Shop: Hilltop Bicycles Shop Keep

    Location:
    Pissthataway
    He beat me by 4 hours in Wisconsin, he tried to kill me in Idaho, when I finally had a shot to murder him during his sleep in Alaska, I chickened out. I've stared at the back of a pink and orange Salsa long enough, it's time they all die.
     
  17. Johnny Utah

    Johnny Utah Well-Known Member

    We are waiting on you big homie.....strictly in bicycle event standings of course.

    Although @Glenn may deal the pain on soon. Just waiting on I 9
     
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  18. jimvreeland

    jimvreeland Shop: Hilltop Bicycles Shop Keep

    Location:
    Pissthataway
    Glenn will be my first orange and pink victim.
     
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  19. Frank

    Frank Sasquatch

    Location:
    Brick
    I'm in brofessor, although I did miss riding yesterday.

    I guess my counter resets today.
     
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  20. jackx

    jackx Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Flanders
    Unfortunately, No picture. When I ride with my wife, I go slower (than solo) and don't take photos.

    Reference is made to the "What beer are you drinking right now?" thread for my post-ride beer picture.

    Here's a link to Thursday's ride though.
     

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