You should let your wife know how lucky she is....her husbands hobby is exercise equipment rather than auto racing or yachting. Remind her that she married you as her trophy husband and that you need to keep biking to maintain the proper arm candy status. Ask her why she has to be so selfish...she gets BMWs, all you want is a silly bicycle.
I'm with ya Walt....except for the clandestine purchase every few years.
I can't remember who it was on here that noted, it will be the kid that turns you in....