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qclabrat

qclabrat

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each time I look at this I'm impressed by the number of whacks she took to the frame. Haven't counted, but it's got to be close to 100 or more. Being pissed and swinging an ax that many times shows true stamina. I say bring her to the next TM
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knobbyhead

knobbyhead

Next off the Island.
moose35 said:
The alleged ax wielding girlfriends name is Rose Guzmon

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100010711383285&__nodl
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Her FB page is gold:

I AM SO MOTHERFUCKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW!!!! THE BIRDS ARE SINGING OUTSIDE MY WINDOW, I'M READING CARDS FOR MONEY, AND NOW MY PSYCHOTICNESS IS GETTING NATIONAL RECOGNITION!!!!!! LAST WEEK I WAS SO DAMN DEPRESSED AND PRAYED SO HARD TO GOD, SATAN, ALL MY ANCESTORS, AND A WHOLE SLEW OF SPIRITS TO PLEASE HELP ME CHANGE MY LIFE QUICKLY, BECAUSE I NEEDED FAST RESULTS TO NOT GET DISCOURAGED!!!!! AND IT WORKED!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT FUCKING *WORKED*!!!!!!! FINALLY I DON'T FEEL LIKE I'M ON SOME GODDAMN HAMSTER WHEEL, AND A WHOLE WORLD OF ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES HAS OPENED UP!!!!!!!!!!!! TALK ABOUT A ROAD-OPENER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEVER GIVE UP, PEOPLE!!!!!!!!

Then right after this: ( I guess satan didn't rid her of cursing)

THAT "BE YOURSELF" BULLSHIT TURNED OUT TO BE TRUE!!!!!!! WHO CARES IF A BUNCH OF BLOWHARDS HAVE SHUNNED ME!!!!!! THEY CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES IN THEIR VIRGIN ASSES WITH A BORING-ASS VANILLA ICE CREAM CONE!!!!!!!! CUZ THAT'S NOT ME, BABY!!!!! LIKE ME FOR WHO I AM OR JUST HATE ME.....I'M GETTING OFF ON IT EITHER WAY!!!!!!!!!!

I need to follow her....
 
rick81721

rick81721

Lothar
knobbyhead said:
Her FB page is gold:

I AM SO MOTHERFUCKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW!!!! THE BIRDS ARE SINGING OUTSIDE MY WINDOW, I'M READING CARDS FOR MONEY, AND NOW MY PSYCHOTICNESS IS GETTING NATIONAL RECOGNITION!!!!!! LAST WEEK I WAS SO DAMN DEPRESSED AND PRAYED SO HARD TO GOD, SATAN, ALL MY ANCESTORS, AND A WHOLE SLEW OF SPIRITS TO PLEASE HELP ME CHANGE MY LIFE QUICKLY, BECAUSE I NEEDED FAST RESULTS TO NOT GET DISCOURAGED!!!!! AND IT WORKED!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT FUCKING *WORKED*!!!!!!! FINALLY I DON'T FEEL LIKE I'M ON SOME GODDAMN HAMSTER WHEEL, AND A WHOLE WORLD OF ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES HAS OPENED UP!!!!!!!!!!!! TALK ABOUT A ROAD-OPENER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEVER GIVE UP, PEOPLE!!!!!!!!

Then right after this: ( I guess satan didn't rid her of cursing)

THAT "BE YOURSELF" BULLSHIT TURNED OUT TO BE TRUE!!!!!!! WHO CARES IF A BUNCH OF BLOWHARDS HAVE SHUNNED ME!!!!!! THEY CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES IN THEIR VIRGIN ASSES WITH A BORING-ASS VANILLA ICE CREAM CONE!!!!!!!! CUZ THAT'S NOT ME, BABY!!!!! LIKE ME FOR WHO I AM OR JUST HATE ME.....I'M GETTING OFF ON IT EITHER WAY!!!!!!!!!!

I need to follow her....
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This is the first thing about FB I've seen that might make me actually join it.
 
Dingo

Dingo

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Inquiring minds want to know what happened to her eye brows.

Note to self, never date a has been pole dancer.
 
qclabrat

qclabrat

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Dingo said:
Inquiring minds want to know what happened to her eye brows.

Note to self, never date a has been pole dancer.
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That seems to the going look which I don't understand. Pluck out your brows then get them tattooed. Think they just look freaky. Everyone wants theirs to be like Sherylin Fenn's nowadays.
 
Dingo

Dingo

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qclabrat said:
That seems to the going look which I don't understand. Pluck out your brows then get them tattooed. Think they just look freaky. Everyone wants theirs to be like Sherylin Fenn's nowadays.
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Oh gaads' I was thinking she lost them during a flash fire lighting up the crack. Richard Pryor 1980......
 
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