Dudes, over the top of through the bear trap?

[soundz]

Do you play with your gun when you take a crap?

 

[gtluke]

Do you play with your gun when you take a crap?

Gun safety class taught me to put my gun in my underwear while pooping.

 

[soundz]

I gave this thread a thorough re-read and it appears that I missed the part where @Santapez and @The Kalmyk said "undershirt" even though @The Kalmyk specifically put quotes around 'undershirt'.

 

[Carson]

Carson, how to you keep your gun in a safe spot while taking a crap in a public bathroom?

Or do you just always use the station?

I poop at the station only. Sometimes you gotta run lights to get back in time.

I pee in stalls only. Don't want someone grabbing my gun while I'm standing there holding my junk.

 

[Carson]

Do you play with your gun when you take a crap?

No I play with my phone like a normal person.

 

[Carson]

Gun safety class taught me to put my gun in my underwear while pooping.

This is correct.

 

[ReverendNewman]

What the Hell are really asking?

 

[pooriggy]

What the Hell are really asking?

What are the optimal size tires for a fatbike.

 

[ReverendNewman]

What are the optimal size tires for a fatbike.

Oh. LoL. Then say that!!!! Haha haha
I guess I gotta get with the lingo?

 

[shrpshtr325]

this isnt an easy question as it depends on the situation, but in a suit using the trap is typically easier to avoid retucking everything in (yes im lazy)

 

[StayHydrated]

Don't want someone grabbing my junk while I'm standing there holding my gun.

FTFY

 

[soundz]

Wait are we talking pants bear trap or underwear bear trap? This is a critical variable.

 

[rick81721]

Wait are we talking pants bear trap or underwear bear trap? This is a critical variable.

You have underwear with a bear trap??

 

[soundz]

You have underwear with a bear trap??

Let's call it a lobster trap.

 

[Supermoto]

Gun safety class taught me to put my gun in my underwear while pooping.

I would keep it in the holster attached to my belt. No need to drop it in your draws.

 

[Monkey Soup]

I would keep it in the holster attached to my belt. No need to drop it in your draws.

All your all problems is that you use bathrooms. You need to follow rule #3 of the zombie apocalypse – Beware of bathrooms.

 

[Supermoto]

Poops are real, zombies aren't

 

[gtluke]

I would keep it in the holster attached to my belt. No need to drop it in your draws.

Look where your gun winds up when you're taking a dump with the gun in the holster. It's like 6" from the guy in the stall next to you.

 

[Supermoto]

Look where your gun winds up when you're taking a dump with the gun in the holster. It's like 6" from the guy in the stall next to you.

Use the stall next to the wall. And keep the gun just below your knee. This shit ain't difficult lol

 

[Monkey Soup]

Poops are real, zombies aren't

I guess you've never seen someone at 6am who's been tweaking for 2 days straight.