I was wearing button fly jeans today (worst invention in the history of mankind should be another poll) and I am sitting at Starbucks drinking a pint of beer (from a can of course) and my light roast Willow coffee brewed in their Clover machine and have to go to the bathroom really bad. So when I get into the bathroom I made special care to see how I do things (due to this thread). Since they are button fly, it is too much of a pain to open just the bear trap part, so I undo the whole thing and noticed before I started to take a leak that I tucked the belt underneath my cojones as I was taking out my johnson. I'm holding the belt down with my left hand while the right hand is guiding the hose. Btw I have never pissed on my belt. There you have it.
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