Canadian Geese: Most useless animal ever?
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Dusty the Whale
Mr.Chainsaw
If you like 2" green turds all over the place
Juggernaut
Master of the Metaphor
No such animal. Fake news! 
CANADIAN GEESE. ... The vast majority of English speaking people call the goose that is large and has a black head—Branta canadensis—a Canadian Goose. However, its original name was a CANADA Goose. Remember, the official name for any bird is its Latin name
Regardless, totally f’n useless.
CANADIAN GEESE. ... The vast majority of English speaking people call the goose that is large and has a black head—Branta canadensis—a Canadian Goose. However, its original name was a CANADA Goose. Remember, the official name for any bird is its Latin name
Regardless, totally f’n useless.
No such animal. Fake news!
CANADIAN GEESE. ... The vast majority of English speaking people call the goose that is large and has a black head—Branta canadensis—a Canadian Goose. However, its original name was a CANADA Goose. Remember, the official name for any bird is its Latin name
Regardless, totally f’n useless.
but do they taste good? . . . . . (im assuming not since there are so many around, and humans are good at eating animals into extinction. . . .
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Juggernaut
Master of the Metaphor
but do they taste good? . . . . . (im assuming not since there are so many around, and humans are good at eating animals into extinction. . . .
Prefer grey goose.
No such animal. Fake news!
CANADIAN GEESE. ... The vast majority of English speaking people call the goose that is large and has a black head—Branta canadensis—a Canadian Goose. However, its original name was a CANADA Goose. Remember, the official name for any bird is its Latin name
Regardless, totally f’n useless.
this is true, since Canadian implies citizenship, and we know they were born here......as were their parents.
they have become a drain on society, giving back very little. taking much. and terrorizing the locals.
No doubt some are MS-13 hiding among the honest geese that eat the bugs off Iggy's golf course before the
border collie goes out and does his thing. It is a shame that a few have created such a bad name for the many,
and since we can not tell good-from-bad by just looking, we must assume that they are protected by the constitution.
Which they have been guaranteed the right to shat on by the supreme court.
very little quid pro quo going on here.
Juggernaut
Master of the Metaphor
Are they even migratory fowl anymore? Fuckers won’t even fly across the street. Little shits just slo-mo parade while my “take-out” gets cold.
Karate Monkey
Well-Known Member
Are they even migratory fowl anymore? Fuckers won’t even fly across the street. Little shits just slo-mo parade while my “take-out” gets cold.
Interesting name for squab, but I'm down.
Monkey Soup
Angry Wanker
No, the do not taste good. They taste bad, just eat chicken instead. Furthermore, they spend their time eating over-fertilized and pestisided grass on golf courses, industrial complexes, and corporate lawns. Can't imagine this makes them taste any better.
RobW
Well-Known Member
Just another animal who can adapt to its environment... anyone catch the video of one killing (drowning)another bird who got too close to the nest? Momma goose don’t play!Are they even migratory fowl anymore? Fuckers won’t even fly across the street. Little shits just slo-mo parade while my “take-out” gets cold.
68nova200
Well-Known Member
Canadian geese taste amazing. They also make killer jerky meat which is great for long rides. As to the migration aspect... the resident population is nothing compared to the migratory population. Although the Atlantic flyway is the lowest numbers of migrating birds, so i guess consider us lucky...
Juggernaut
Master of the Metaphor
Wait, they’re not protected?
grilledcheeseking
Well-Known Member
The design of this poll is rubbish when taking thread title into account. Poll results could be a better indicator of reading comprehension than opinions on geese.
Capers nailed it: geese are cute after they hatch, and then turn into assholes.
How high can they fly? Maybe we need a wall.
Capers nailed it: geese are cute after they hatch, and then turn into assholes.
How high can they fly? Maybe we need a wall.
pxs231
Active Member
That is pretty badass.... I guess people don’t like them because just like people they don’t give a shit about anything else...
A friend who was an avid bow hunter capped one with a worm-burner of a drive while golfing.
Snapped it's neck, and it waddled into a pond and drowned.
He fished it out, hid it behind a tree and went back for it when he was done with his round.
I did not ask him how it was, because IDNGAF.