Town Hall: why hasn't someone smashed that hill flat?
Openers the night before were a bit, um, robust. Zwift effect.
Up early so I could park close and relax a bit before go time. Oh, and get some laps in. THAT part of the plan worked to perfection. Parked right on the start row super close to
@MissJR and
@Santapez. The OG Philly guys were there, too. D. Lowe and Kelly Cline. Harry "the hammer" Hamilton was across the lot. He's flying.
Get a pre-ride in with Harry and
@Magic. Harry announces that he's gonna swap from a 42 to a 38 to make it a bit easier. I'm already on a 38 and my HR is effing pegged on the preride. I begin to get a bad feeling about this. See, there's this hill...
I love Town Hall. It's a great venue, run by Lamprey Systems, some super nice folks. They DO suffer from repeat-itis. It's a bit like Nittany, which is run by a lot of the Lehigh posse. It's the same, year after year. Which can be great, if you've got a memory disorder. Or you really liked it that first year. This year saw one big change - the loss of the lower ball field. There was some equipment that couldn't be moved off the course.
Which led to a very very climb-y course (1100 feet over our 7 laps) on grabby mud festooned with velcro grass.
The pre-ride was a bummer. The last time I raced this, I was 10 pounds lighter. It led to a straight-up brawl with
@ChrisG, which remains one of my favorite race-within-a-race days ever. Every pedal stroke on the pre-ride presaged a death-march. I hate being right.
Since my rollers aren't working out for the warmups, I bullshitted for a bit and then started doing laps around the parking lot. Not super-focused. The stabbing quad pains from last night's idiot openers prompted me to drink some pickle juice to forestall hill-induced cramps. At least I got that right.
Watched
@Magic,
@Santapez and
@vanseggern1 (on an MOUNTAIN BIKE! AND CRUSHED IT!) smash their heads against the hill.
Then
@MadisonDan TNR taped my number to me, after giving everything a solid stare.
I slammed a bottle and then some of Nuun, ate a GU and got slotted in third row, being a Piscatello rider and D. Lowe. They're wicked good starters, so felt pretty good about getting through the first 100 yards without anything stupid happening. Beyond lining up that is.
Whistle blows and we're off. MUCH faster start than I'd anticipated, despite the soft ground the sticky grass. I blew a clip, but no big deal.
The fast guys were gone, of course, and I slotted into a solid group. The soft ground and constant hills had me on the limit early though. Still new to SRAM, I blew a shift on the big hill, which made for some chasing, but I was still fresh enuf on the backside to get back w/out burning any matches. But the pattern was developing: a blip of acceleration from Paul in front, and I'd go out the back for a moment, praying that the group would yo-yo enuf for me to pilot my way back in. Of the eight, I was the weakest power-wise, but by consciously staying off the brakes, I was able to stay in. Til we hit THAT FUCKING HILL the second time. The group began to blow apart.
Without that backside ballfield, there was NO place to rest. So f*ck it - embrace the suck. Coming into lap three, still no lap card. This made me sad. I tried to put that out of my head. It was warming up a bit, so the lines were changing a bit, but it didn't get faster. "The slow" just moved left or right a bit, but it was still "the slow" and there wasn't any way around it.
Lap four, I pass D Lowe on the hill. He's running with his bike over his shoulder and the rear derailleur flanging around on his hip. Smiling, which was great. I commiserate as best I can, sounding like a four pack a day smoker running a Turkey Trot.
At this point, it's a death-march with shifting and lycra. We finally get a lap card - three to go. This brings on the sads. OTOH, I'm so dumb that by the time I was on far side of lap five, I though Oh, Hey! It's almost over!
It wasn't.
I bled a coupla places, but put my head down and churned. D Lowe came blazing through on the last lap, seemingly effortlessly gobbling up the distance between me and the last mofo to have slowly pulled away from me. Lowe is deeply talented, and gracious. Despite giggling as he passed me.
Finishing this one was sweet. 53 minutes. Long one for old people. I never felt like I was racing. Hanging on for dear life has a different vibe. Still valuable, and hella hard, but unlike the second day at Nittany, there wasn't ever a moment where I thought, "I'll get him HERE!" More like "I'll try not to start sobbing HERE!"
18th. Lap times: 7:10, 7:24, 7:29, 7:44, 7:49, 7:48, 7:50. Stanched the bleeding on the last three laps. The Schwalbe X-One Cross tires were good today, but I think I'm still running them too high. Desperately afraid of burping. Racing tubeless is taking some getting used to. The
@Delish specials are gonna be glued up with a set of Baby Limuses soon, which will be interesting. And mebbe a little less nerve-racking. I'm still not convinced I can lean the tubeless over and engage the side knobs the way I can with tubies.
Hanging out after, though, was SWEET! It's a lovely spot. Kids everywhere, dogs, beer, baked goods, burritos (meh, but still, BURRITOS!).
@Magic and
@vanseggern1 beered me, which gave me happies. Hung out til the men's 123 was well and truly underway, with Roger being stalked by Mike Festa and some other fast dude. Looked like it was gonna be a rocking race, but the tired was hitting my bones, so time to go before the drive back became as trying as the race. Did another backroads tour, to avoid the 78/287 grind. It's still effing pretty out there. Always love racing in PA.
Was planning on Bridgeton tomorrow, but it's gonna be a long season, so taking the day to do house stuff and mebbe go birding with herself.
Next week: KMC and JorbaFest!