best Strava comment thread of all time?

[stilluf]

#unblockbrendan I'm not even on Strava but this thread is too damn funny. Do people really take fake awards this seriously? (duh, obviously).

 

[Monkey Soup]

Haha, GD that's awesome.

I can't believe that no ones caught on, or tried to call me out on it. I mean all they need to do is look at the rest of my rides to know I can't keep that kind of inhuman pace up a climb. They're like masturbating monkeys, they just keep going and going.

 

[Pearl]

confession; One winter, I strava'd my drive home from work because I was certain that I was going to go so slow and was curious how slow I was actually going to go, and if I could beat a time I actually rode home TT style. Since I was going slow, but not fast enough to look like a car, I sniped a KOM or two. I was faster on some sections on my bike versus the car on the drive home. fantastic.

 

[bonefishjake]

read the whole thing and commented. this is simply too glorious not to enjoy to the fullest.

 

[Monkey Soup]

I think we just found the ideal use for e-bikes, to cause a full blown Strava-meltdown, Stravageddon.

 

[szymon]

Noticed it made the news on cyclingweekly.com, some people really need to find a hobby.

 

[MikeyBikey2000]

https://www.strava.com/athletes/8960901

I actually think that's kinda hysterical

 

[rick81721]

https://www.strava.com/athletes/8960901

I actually think that's kinda hysterical

Haha is that you? Not exactly killing it with 6 KOMs

 

[rick81721]

I think we just found the ideal use for e-bikes, to cause a full blown Strava-meltdown, Stravageddon.

I told @clarkenstein he shoulda stole all the sourlands road hills KOMs while riding his motorcycle

 

[MikeyBikey2000]

Haha is that you? Not exactly killing it with 6 KOMs

Nah not me. I am KOMless.. Constantly KOM-blocked by slow ass riders.. bahahahah..

 

[Patrick]

i know someone who got a 2nd place, so reported the first place as done in a car. I happened to be on the ride
with the first place person.....it was a downhill on a bombed out road -

 

[Patrick]

ps - this is almost as good as the banana slicer comments on amazon.....

 

[oobaa47]

https://www.strava.com/activities/1198470686

How did u even stumble across this??

 

[1speed]

It looks like he blocked everyone or deleted the activity - link doesn't work anymore.

 

[Tarroneus]

How did u even stumble across this??

I've erased all political discussion from my Facebook feed, so now it's all bikes and guitars.