At the beginning of every month, or the end depending on which way you look at it, I set myself down and review what I had written down on a piece of paper some months ago. Of course, these days, nobody uses paper much; nor pens for that matter. But the expression persists. Maybe in some future conversation people will have replaced it with some electronic version of the same. If it already exists I am not aware of it.
Having previously, like so many of my fellow Americans, given up on my stated yearly endeavor, it seems somewhat pointless to sit down and review where I am in regards to this. But as luck would have it, every month I get an electronic cuckoo reminder that I am supposed to do exactly that. So here I am.
In review, I have still given up on my monthly goals as stated earlier in the year. So it goes.
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Much has happened since the last time I sat down here and written anything. If you are reading this you know I went to Canada and back, not entirely unlike a goose but with a much shorter round trip and with considerably less grass-fed shit lying around all over the place. I have created a blog to chronicle our travels and I am currently working on the Canada 16 piece of it. As I sit here I also realize how poorly named that trip is, as we currently have 2 more Canada trips planned in 2016.
In all we were away from home for 10 days and instead of pictures and words I made videos each day we were there. I am in the process of uploading day 3, which is not even 30% of the way to being done with this project. One might ask why I didn't upload them when I made them, as I finished each video before I went to bed every night. The answer is much less interesting than my claiming beaver gas as the culprit. So I'll do that.
When I am done with this project I will post the link. In all likelihood nobody but D will watch them all as it is going to be roughly 35 minutes of videos in all. In this day and age of short attention spans I understand that this is a long time. I imagine some fantasy time in the future when our kids will watch this and think how cool we were to do all this stuff with them. But more likely they will be creating video productions that use the moon as a picture screen by then. The crappy iPhone movies will seem like crayon drawings I imagine.
The day 3 video has been muted by YouTube because I used Radiohead. So it goes.
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There is this long bike path in Canada:
http://www.mtlblog.com/2016/09/cana...ar-free-bike-path-across-the-country-in-2017/
For those too lazy to click the link it is a 22,000 km bike path that crosses the entire country and connects all the major cities. As luck would have it, we were on part of it during this trip. This is something entirely within the reach of the US because it is just a set of connected trails that go from point to point to point. In fact, there are many more points than just 3. But for me to list them all out would take all night, if not longer. Suffice it to say that it connects all the major cities, like Montreal and Vancouver and the other ones.
Did you know that London is the 11th biggest city in Canada at 474,000 people. In comparison, the 10th largest city in China has over 7 million people. I digress. The point is this. Canada has a bike path that crosses the whole of the country. The US probably has more paved roads in NJ than the entire country of Canada does.
I digress. Swamp gas. So it goes.
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A quick fact check tells me that Canada has nearly 20 times the amount of paved roads that NJ does.
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In October we are going to Quebec City for a 4 day weekend. In reality we will spend 2 nights in Montreal and 2 in Quebec. The point of the trip is to go explore the "Kingdom Trails of the North", otherwise known by the locals as Valle Bras du Nord. Basically the north arm of the valley. Or, perhaps it is the North Valley Bra.
I have never been to Quebec and am looking forward to the long weekend.
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@Carson has set me on this path, it is his fault. I picked up Slapstick earlier this week and I cannot help but be influenced by his sardonic writing style. I don't remember which of his books he read but he mentioned it in his blog, which is what the kids now call a web log, which in effect is shortened form of the expression "world wide web" log. In his world wide web log he mentioned that he had read one of his books, I do not recall which and frankly I am too lazy to look. It doesn't really matter.
I do wonder if he realizes that both the Carson clan and the Vonnegut clan hail from Indianapolis. I have to imagine that he does. It further makes me wonder if there is some relation between the 2. Perhaps they share some ancestry beyond what we all share in the primordial ooze gene pool. A quick Internet search comes up with Julia Carson, who was a member of the House of Representatives from Indiana and commemorated Vonnegut after his death in 2009.
Julia Carson was black. I wonder if Carson is part black.
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I do not much care for this post but it is too late now.
So it goes.