The Kalmyk's Tinfoil Hat Happy Hour (aka Most Useless Thread on MTBNJ)

[mattybfat]

Obviously this is not a girlfriend but hook up. You could really F this dudes life up if only you had a GoPro rolling.

 

[Supermoto]

lol I ride a good amount by a college. One day, right in the middle of the trail, guy and this girl were going at it, with his buddy filming. Not the weirdest thing I have seen there though.

 

[w_b]

 

[pooriggy]

It's OK, they are multi use trails. I usually just call out, On the right.

 

[MikeyBikey2000]

There's a rim pun in here somewhere.

Watch the Strava heatmap for segments in that area go up for the next few days.

 

[huffster]

Does this make you his wingman?

 

[bigW]

West Virginia, less than truthful signage today.

 

[Patrick]

OMG.

 

[rottin']

A cupcake ATM. Holy crap thank God I don't have a sweet tooth...this.could be deadly in the hands of the wrong person...

 

[rottin']

@qclabrat is this your garage? It may be @soundz as well

 

[knobbyhead]

I've been told only real men wear crocs. However; camo crocs are only reserved for the real manly men. I'm not sure if I qualify, but they are great. this post is pretty useless, so it goes here.

 

[The Kalmyk]

@GratefulRider 's brother leading the charge on the expansion of Cypress brewery!

 

[The Kalmyk]

It may take a few shots to open but well worth it....

http://trumpdonald.org/

 

[Mitch]

It may take a few shots to open but well worth it....

http://trumpdonald.org/

That is so great...

 

[ktmrider]

It may take a few shots to open but well worth it....

http://trumpdonald.org/

This is really funny when your elevated .

 

[rlb]

View attachment 47131 @GratefulRider 's brother leading the charge on the expansion of Cypress brewery!

I know one of the dudes who owns Cypress, good stuff.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BP8IT1fj9jv/

 

[Patrick]

I know one of the dudes who owns Cypress, good stuff.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BP8IT1fj9jv/

can't wait for the release of dr greenthumb, rock susperstar, and insane in the brain

 

[rottin']

Posted on back wall at Brighton Bar in Long Branch this weekend...

 

[pooriggy]

so...are you into RAM CLUB or not into cock bands?

 

[rlb]

Gotta copy and paste the link, it's a video

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQSi6FFgCod/